It’s odd how self-styled experts in Bible Prophecy never remember

Deuteronomy 13:1-5.

Take for instance, the spectacularly and obtusely wrong Tom Kovach, writing for RenewAmerica.com, a website that makes World Nut Daily appear to be a bastion of rock-ribbed integrity and sanity by comparison.

What is nature’s first warning to us that Tom might not know what he’s talking about? Well, it could be his upcoming mini ebook Tribulation: 2008. (You all remember the Great Tribulation last year, right?)

Then again, it could be the deadly accuracy of his prediction that scientists were going to create a black hole in September 2009 (that would be last month) which would pull down a world-destroying asteroid or comet on our heads.

Or perhaps it’s the clear thinking which combines both birtherism *and* astrological analysis in order to establish Obama’s credentials as a Muslim (since he was allegedly born under a crescent moon).

Also, there’s his keen insight into Earthquakes as the key to America in Bible Prophecy and his astute analysis of the Divine Islamic/Bohemian Grove Earthquake Warning System.

And again, there are his deep thoughts on the sinister holiday we call “Christmas” and the monstrous evil who palms himself off as “Santa Claus” but who Tom unmasks as “Satan Lucas”.

But I think I gotta go with his penetrating analysis of the hitherto unforeseen connections between the Kensington Stone, Christopher Columbus, Bible Prophecy, and the ominous Hooked Cross as the Key to Armageddon.

Only a fool could doubt him! It’s clear-eyed people like this we need serving in President Keyes’ Administration (who is, by the by, the inspiration and sometime contributor to this fine site).