Catholic and Enjoying It!
Today, my toadies, minions, suckups, and groveling lackeys, I feel as though I have finally found the article that best expresses what it is I, Your Dark Lord, am trying to accomplish by sending you off on missions of pointless busy work.
Now that she is stepping down, perhaps this would be a good time to make the leap to sending millons off on barren and silly pursuits, raising hopes in myself as a Great Leader and then dashing them to the ground, and doing all those other things that our other great leading cultural lights are occupied with!
Then again, maybe I’ll just stay in my nice cozy Tower and brood. Brooding is good. I like brooding. I think I’ll stick with brooding. It’s what I’m good at.
Yeah. Brooding.
That is all!
Oh: PS: Here’s your busy work: First, Make Your Own Dinosaur Out of Chicken Bones
Second, write to a six day young earth creationist and P.Z. Myers, informing them of your feat. Wonder aloud whether, since you can build a dinosaur from chicken bones, this *could* prove that all the so-called “dinosaurs” are really just big chickens who died in the Flood. After all, Genesis says there were giants in the earth in those days! Bat your big blue eyes and ask each party to please help you figure out the crucial dinosaur/Giant Chicken controversy. Watch the fun ensue. Sort of like putting spiders in a jar and shaking it, but with free will involved.
For extra credit, you can also build a T Rex out of chicken bones.
Okay. That is all.
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