The Large Hadron Collider’s attempts to find the God Particle have fallen upon a series of unlikely catastophes which have prompted some physicists to speculate that the creation of a Higg-Boson particle is so much in violation of the laws of nature that it is sending waves back through time to prevent itself from being created.
There was a time when I would have said this was science fiction. But after the latest catastrophe, in which a bird dropped a baguette on the contraption and crashed the whole contraption again, I believe.
The only possible explanation is that the Future is guarding its turf.