A sudden spike in Follower Sign-ups can only mean one thing: Operation Cuteness is drawing in more souls looking to be ordered about on pointless quests.
And what better time than that curious void of a day before you work a half day that is December 23. If you aren’t at the staff holiday party, permit me to give you this pointless quest by way of welcome:
Dazzle your co-workers, friends, family members, and enemies with your vocal stylings! Do it badly and you won’t have to worry about co-workers, friends, and family members any more, cuz they’ll all be your enemies!
That is all.