CURSE YOU, LONGENECKER! YOU WILL BOW TO ME! YOU AND YOUR…

…UM, WELL, NOT HEIRS EXACTLY. BUT YOU GET MY POINT.

My latest clerical nemesis writes:

After your recent surge you will see from my blog that I have overtaken you with 292 followers…mmwahahahaha…

first man to 300 wins

Them’s fightin’ words. And I don’t even have a flock of people to whom I can deny the sacraments if they don’t knuckle under start following my blog. All I have are fear, surprise, and a fanatical devotion to the Pope–which, of course, nobody (least of all, Fr. Longenecker) expects.

So, my pretties, now is the time to crush my opponent! As a reward, I will give you… well, nothing in return. Hey! I’m a Dark Lord! What did you expect? Warm fuzzies? But you will have the satisfaction of knowing in your heart that you beat Those Guys Over There to 300. And now, by way of emotional manipulation designed to fire you up for this epic struggle on behalf of stroking my ego, I give you:

Now get out there and get me some Followers! Because… well, just because!