Funniest paragraph I’ve read this week

The inimitably humorless and self-regarding TurretinFan strikes a noble Calvinist pose and declaims:

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not an ascetic monk who condemns all pleasures entirely. There is a time for everything under the sun. Nevertheless, criticism for being about my Father’s service by defending the faith seems odd, as though amusing oneself with merriment were more important on the 25th of December than promoting the position of the Word of God as the alone rule of faith by answering Rome’s false claim of historical continuity to a different rule of faith.

He and he alone stands between the Roman Whore and the Unwary Protestant Soul, keeping lonely vigil on Christmas Day against blabbity blah blah blah…. What. A. Drone. Put me firmly in the “amusing myself with merriment” camp. Pass the Bailey’s Irish Cream!