Researchers Claim to Have Found Sexular Paradise

Researchers Claim to Have Found Sexular Paradise December 11, 2009

You can have casual sex with no emotional wreckage!

All you have to do is a) lie to researchers and/or b) remain under the age of 24 forever.

The rest of you with the vast wasteland of emotional wreckage: we don’t want to hear about it. We’re building a sexular American paradise and we’re busy exporting it to the world. Shut up!


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