Today, my cringing sob-sisters and shuffling slaves to my will, I bid you celebrate the fact that the one escapee from my Pits of Despair has yielded a bumper crop of crazed kamikaze ready to hurl themselves into my pitiless grip in appeasement of my demented and capricious rage. We Dark Lords always appreciate that sort of self-sacrificing team spirit.
As a reward, I give you this:
Before he became The Science Guy, Bill Nye was a local Boeing Engineer who broke into show biz on a much-beloved local Seattle show called “Almost Live”. This gives you a sense of why it was much-beloved.
And for all you Newman Center and Blessed Sacrament folk, this one’s for you.