Catholic and Enjoying It!
For today’s pointless make work task, I command you all to write a limerick!
Example:
There once was a Dark Lord sublime
Who commanded his lackeys to rhyme
or circle the drain
in his chambers of Pain
amid endless “Buffalo Bills” recordings that will never ever ever ever end for all time.
Okay, it doesn’t scan, but you get the idea. Besides, I’m not paid to be a poet. I’m paid to inflict the poetry of others on you.
That is all!
PS. Get cracking or I start posting the lyrics to “Macarthur Park” line by line, and nobody wants that.
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