Hey Georgetown Alums!

Hey Georgetown Alums! 2014-12-31T15:45:46-07:00

Your financial support to your alma mater goes to help pay for “Guerilla Sex Theatre in Red Square, guerilla queer bar at the Tombs, a female orgasm workshop, and a sex toy party.”

Yes, everyone’s favorite “University in the Jesuit Tradition” is hosting “Sex Positivity Week” in the ongoing effort to help college student get over their tremendous reluctance to engage in all manner of polymorphous perversity as our Lord commanded them to do. The fine Jesuits of Georgetown continue their grand tradition of stampeding the souls in their care to that side of the cultural boat that is already nearly gunwale under and teaching our youth to run around with torches and open gas containers in the middle of an inferno.

After they close down the Legionaries, I would not grieve overmuch if Georgetown, Seattle U and other schools “in the Jesuit tradition” were closed, padlocked and fumigated.


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