Why Your Girl Should Join…

Why Your Girl Should Join… 2014-12-31T15:45:40-07:00

American Heritage Girls instead of Girl Scouts.

Reason #1: Your girl will not be subjected to agitprop from Murder Inc. such as the brochure “Happy, Healthy, and Hot” wherein she is given

graphic details on sex, encouraging a casual approach to sexual experimentation. The brightly colored pamphlets feature silhouettes of young people and state, “Many people think sex is just about vaginal or anal intercourse… But, there are lots of different ways to have sex and lots of different types of sex. There is no right or wrong way to have sex. Just have fun, explore and be yourself!”

The pamphlet continues by encouraging adolescents to “Improve your sex life by getting to know your own body. Play with yourself! Masturbation is a great way to find out more about your body and what you find sexually stimulating. Mix things up by using different kinds of touch from very soft to hard. Talk about or act out your fantasies. Talk dirty to (your sexual partner).”

Girl Scouts: Because a culture that despises virginity is a culture that despises childhood.

American Heritage Girls: Like a Girl Scout Cookie, but not laced with cyanide.


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