My Awesome Power

Behold! I sneeze and an oil well is destroyed and the Gulf flooded with crude oil. I snap my fingers and Greece goes up in flames. I drop a penny on the ground and the markets of the world collapse. I check a box for some obscure Third Party Presidential Candidate a year and a verily, I am told by a reader:

I want to thank you for not voting against Obama and protecting a womens right to choose. We now have another pro-choice supreme court nominee!

God Bless-

All these things have I wrought with my Mighty Arm!!!!!