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460 Followers! 2014-12-31T14:45:58-07:00

Today, my craven lickspittles, I bid you contemplate the meaning and purpose of Minion.com. Whose minions are they? Who or what are they serving? Why do they care so much about the precise time on the East Coast? Why do they have “In the beginning” in their URL header?

Get back to me when you have answered these riddles. Tell me a story. Make it good.

That is all!


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