Epic Stupid

Everything that’s wrong with contemporary catechisis all crammed into two paragraphs:

“Pamela Lambert, a 46-year-old practicing Catholic from Dartmouth, Mass., said she makes a pilgrimage to Stathopoulos’ [witchcraft] shop every October.

“I’m a Christian, but I still have that spiritual side, too,” Lambert said. “I believe in God, but I also believe in spirits. I’m fascinated by the whole season of witches, the October season. … People always look for answers.”

So far off she’s not even wrong. Where do you even begin?