Great. Now I have to get a thousand followers in order to have a nice round number. If you want me, I will be in my Tower, brooding. The usual torments for all.
That is all.
(Seriously. Thanks for reading, all y’all. You’re very kind to me.)
PS. If you tell the other Dark Lords I said that, I’ll toss you in the Pit of Despair. I have a reputation to maintain.