Fave Rave New TSA Slogans

Can’t see London, can’t see France, unless we see your underpants.

Grope discounts available.
If we did our job any better we’d have to buy you dinner first.
We are now free to move about your pants
It’s not a grope. It’s a freedom pat.
TSA: Touchin’, Squeezin’, Arrestin’
We handle more packages than the USPS
All your junk are belong to us.

More here.

One thing I’ll say for Twitter, it imposes a form like haiku and makes the humor more pointed.