Today, my sycophants, toadies, and shuffling lobotomized zombies, I bid you contemplate… the NEXT SEGMENT OF THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL!!!!
Once you have viewed this, I command you to do two things:
1. Bring me more helpless victims to be my followers.
2. Ponder the riddle, “Why did I become Shea’s follower?”
That is all!