Jesus’ Return Set for May 21, 2011

This could put a real crimp in our Memorial Day Vacation Plans.  On the bright side, I won’t have to finish paying down the mortgage on the house.  And no more sunburns!

Never a people to let their theology get in the way of the bottom line, some American Christians are finding ways to work in some good old-fashioned capitalism to the Consummation of All Things:

Yes. That’s a real ad.

When the gospel went to Greece, it became a Philosophy.
When it reached Rome, it became an Empire.
When it reached Europe, it become a Civilization.
When it got to America, it became a Business.