Catholic and Enjoying It!
Today, my minions, I bid you come with me to RIO!
In your imagination, I mean. While you sit chained in your fetid cells in my Pit of Despair. You can think about me on the beach. We Dark Lords need our down time. All your wailing and gnashing of teeth can really starts to get on the nerves. What about me? What about MY needs?
However, because I am a warm and fuzzy tyrant, I will give you this to listen to in your stygian gloom while I party: the Judge John Hodgman podcasts, in which Famous Minor Celebrity John Hodgman adjudicates some of the great questions of our time. Below, for instance, he tackles the burning issue of what is the correct way to peel a banana. I have my own extremely strong views on this which my wife and kids–who are WRONG–do not share. I’m sure that you, my cringing lickspittles, will agree with me. Enjoy!
That is all!
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