Catholic and Enjoying It!
After consultation with such leading thinkers as Michael Matt, E. Michael Jones, and Robert Sungenis Pope Benedict has just released a new encyclical intended to make the Catholic faith fully conformable to the narrow consensus of opinion among extremely conservative Catholic comboxers and blogmeisters who are increasingly uncomfortable with the catholicity of the Catholic Faith.
In other news, Catholics of Fortress Catholicus have also intimidated the Pope into delaying the beatification of Pope John Paul II indefinitely.
Meanwhile, other Catholics of Fortress Catholicus are, as is their custom, angry about the joke.
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