Hey Catholic College Student Wannabe!

Belmont Abbey College has a great big fat pile o’scholarship money they want to give you so you can get an education! Go get that big fat pile o’money and get yerself edjimacated at one of the best Catholic schools in the country! It’s even actually *Catholic* and not merely “in the Catholic tradition” (meaning, “We still want to fool alums into giving us money while we sneer at the Church’s teaching, tear down the faith of our students and support Planned Parenthood”).