The ever-witty Angela the Foodie writes:

The Tricky Chemistry of Attraction: Taking Birth-Control Pills May Mask the Signals That Draw the Sexes Together, Research Shows

Not only do they trick your body into thinking you are preggo all the time, but they make you attracted to girly-men! This explains the popularity of Zac Efron and anyone else with an adam’s apple who wears more lip gloss than I do.

There’s another image I can’t scrub from my brain.