Calling Lady Gaga a fake…

Calling Lady Gaga a fake… 2014-12-31T13:43:26-07:00

…is like saying Lil Debbie’s prefab cake rolls filled with goo are “fake” Twinkies.

Was there any question that somebody with nylon hair, a stage name, and an act that consists of trying to freeze dry and recycle the mummified remains of Madonna’s cultural legacy wrapped in bulletproof plastic might be “real”?

A friend of mine once remarked of Madonna, “Underneath that voluptuous flesh lies the soul of an accountant.” Of Lady Gaga, I would add that beneath that scantily clad breast there beats the heart of a counterfeiter.

She represents the last gasps of a culture of narcissism that can’t think of anything to do but try to shock. This is news?


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