How bad is the economy, Lou?
Abbott, the economy is so bad I received a pre-maxed credit card in the mail.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Chase Bank laid off 5 Senators.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from Vermont.
Motel Six makes you turn out the light.
A picture is now worth 20,000 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they share a room.
I was so depressed thinking about the economy, that I called the Suicide Hotline. My call was routed to overseas Hotline center. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I’m here all week. Try the veal!