Climate Change: Is there anything it can’t do?

Latest crisis: climate change causes mental illness!

Climate change steals your car keys! Climate change scratches your CDs! Climate change hides the TV remote and makes you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Climate change shot Mr. Burns. Climate change drinks all but the last dribble of milk and then puts the carton back in the fridge. Climate change is a superhuman fallen angel responsible for All Bad Things.