threaten to execute a convert. Fortunately, he’s a Christian, so it’s no big deal. Meanwhile, in real news: WHITE POWDER WAS SENT TO THE ‘DANCING WITH THE STARS’ STUDIO!!! WHAT WILL CHAZ BONO DO? and PRESS TITILLATED BY THRILL OF LOOKING AT DEAD MICHAEL JACKSON PHOTOS!!!! and LOOK! NANCY GRACE’S BOOB!!!!!!