Kevin O’Brien Sings the Praises…

of smoking and drinking.

Me: I’m a prissy who does none of the former and only enough of the latter to be convivial and sociable.  However, I’m not one of those tiresome prissys who thinks that everybody a) has to affirm me for that and b) has to be forced by the might of the state to do what I do.  So the Chestertonians put up with me.  Also, I’m fat, so they think that I’m okay.