Mr. Catholic is proud…

Mr. Catholic is proud… February 24, 2012

of his contraceptive and abortifacient funding. He also stands by every word he said about Satan trying to attack and tempt Americans (which is, of course, perfectly true since Americans are a subset of homo sapiens and that’s who Satan hates), but he also denounces Drudge as “absurd for pointing out he said this, because while he wants to throw red meat to conservative Christians in their own patois, he doesn’t want to have them stand too close to him lest they give him cooties and lose him votes with, you know, normal people.

How very Republican.

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