Today, we have a twofer!
First, there is Dogs Against Romney, whose compelling slogans (“Mitt is Mean”, “Never Forget Crate-Gate”, “Get ‘Ruff’ with Romney”) alert us to the fact that once, when he went on vacation sometime back in the 80s, he put his family dog in a pet carrier and strapped it to the roof of his car. That’s it. That’s all.
Some people need to cut back on the caffeine.
Second, we have had a complete game changer in the Santorum campaign which will drive all rational people to throw their vote to him. I speak, of course, of the endorsement of Santorum by Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine.
I find myself jolted out of my liberal secret-Obama-supporter torpor by this impressive coup. What was I thinking? Santorum for President! Santorum for King! Santorum for Pope!