Jen Fulwiler performs a kindness for all mankind

Thanks to her awesome Automatic Hate Mail Generator, you can now write sem-literate screeds of hostility at the push of a button.  Does it work?  Boy howdy!:

Dear Catholic and Loving it,

Not only is your site not funny, but it is also not mellifluous or honey-tongued. In fact, it is the most scrofulous thing I have ever seen. Justin Bieber’s blog is better than this crap. The 12 minutes I spent reading your site today is time out of my life I can never get back. I’d rather eat mucus than visit your site again.

You are a moron,

Mark Shea

Yes, just plug in a few names, adjectives and other details and the vicious personal barbs are stitched together as neat as pin and delivered hot and fresh to your target immediately!

The Automatic Hate Mail Generator: Making hatred more efficient since 2008!