Kang and Kodos Instruct our Ruling Class

Kang and Kodos Instruct our Ruling Class March 12, 2012

Rudy Guiliani never quite got traction with this strategy, but this year both our God King and our GOP front runners have all figured out that the combination of “USA NUMBER 1!” bellicosity against Scary Foreigners, combined with “Get your free contraceptive and abortifacient candy right here” hedonism at home is hugely popular with the voters.

Obama has only sweetened the deal for his own base by also making the latter part of the platform a chance to land some punches on the Catholic Church, which is a feature, not a bug, for Lefties.


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