Lent is about Learning Holiness Through Suffering

And by a happy coincidence, as your Dark Lord, I am skilled at inflicting suffering. Case in point:

People of Earth, I will continue to find things like this until you deliver me victory in the About.com “Best Catholic blog” contest! If you fail to deliver me victory, I shall inaugurate a scorched earth policy of videos including greatest hits from the Golden Throats album, Doctor Demento and, if necessary, the Star War Holiday Special.

Nobody wants that. So phone the neighbor and wake the kids and vote for me!