Napoleon Dynamite Fan Club

…gathers on the Mall to get advice on improving interpersonal relationships from leading Brights. Headlining the bill: Richard Dawkins offering his inimitable insights on how to impress normal people with his nunchuk skills, computer hacking skills, and bowhunting skills.

Then Dawkins got to the part where he calls on the crowd not only to challenge religious people but to “ridicule and show contempt” for their doctrines and sacraments, including the Eucharist, which Catholics believe becomes the body of Christ during Mass.

Yes. This will win undecided hearts and minds. Excellent advice, Dick. Truly you are the Bright you say you are.