The People’s Democratic National Security State of Heaven

The People’s Democratic National Security State of Heaven 2014-12-30T19:02:04-07:00

Tasing dog walkers to protect us from the threat of unleashed pups.

These people have been walking their dogs here for 32 years without incident. Insert a tin horn dictator in a national park ranger uniform, drunk on power, and filled with delusions of godhood and now that happy community is brought to heel and taught who is boss.

No terrorists will *dare* to walk their dogs in that neighborhood. Feel safe or you may be an enemy of the State!


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