Mitt Romney, Pro-Life CHAMPION!

TMZ has learned Mitt Romney’s son Tagg — who had twins this year through a surrogate — signed an agreement that gave the surrogate, as well as Tagg and his wife, the right to abort the fetuses in non-life threatening situations … and Mitt Romney covered some of the expenses connected with the arrangement.

When you stand next to Mitt, you can actually feel the heat of his burning, newfound concern for innocent human life. He totally takes seriously the concerns of prolifers and they are wise to trust him. Any prolifer who says we should be putting intense heat and pressure on him now since this is our one and only shot at forcing this piece of moral jelly into something like a commtment to our cause is actually an Obama supporter who must be denounced because it’s way more important that Romney win than that we lose his burning love for us at this crucial moment in the campaign. Once he has power, he will surely love us. And if he doesn’t, it will be because uppity prolifers didn’t trust him enough during the campaign and they alienated him just when he was on the brink of really starting to care about us. Maybe, in four years, if we don’t make any demands and support all his policies, we’ll win back his love and he will start to care then.

Meanwhile, back in the reality-based portion of actual conservatism, here’s Why We Criticize Mitt.