These stories are wholly unrelated…

…and in no way indicate that our culture is deeply sexually deranged.

SCIENCE! Invents Dissolving Condom

SCIENCE! Invents Date Rape Drug Detector

Monstrous Huxleyan Nerds Look Forward to Technocratic Paradise Where Babies Can be Manufactured Instead of Having to Bother with All that Love and Sex Hoohah.

Clearly, the message is that sexuality is a plumbing and technological problem, not that there is something wrong with us requiring forgiveness and redemption.