Your Chance to Do a Work of Mercy

Caesar is gouging the Domincan nuns of Summit, NJ for an extra thousand bucks a month so he can build more bombs, bail out more incredibly rich executives of gigantic corporations that piss away millions, and keep Gitmo open. The lovely Dominican Nuns of Summit are, meanwhile, looking at a bust to their operating budget, unless they can sell a lot of soap and lotions to cover it.

Lizzie Scalia has the scoop. Think of these hand lotion funded nuns and the bloated vampiric Feds the next time some dope prattles about the “Riches of the Catholic Church” while turning a blind eye to $700 toilet seats and gazillion dollar cruise missiles for blowing up funerals and weddings.