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Sounds Legit 2014-12-28T19:46:57-07:00

Ted Cruz’s Father Preaches That His Son Is An “Anointed King” Who Will Bring The “End Time Transfer Of Wealth”

It’s working so far. He’s managed to transfer the wealth of a bunch of suckers to himself by standing on a giant heap of Middle Eastern Christian corpses and denouncing them as anti-semites. The Thing that Used to be Conservatism, with its astounding ability to back the obviously horrible and wrong thing, thought that was brilliant and rewarded him with showers of money.

Behold the Cruz, on which hangs our salvation!

“Never let yourself be persuaded that any one Great Man, any one leader, is necessary to the salvation of America. When America consists of one leader and 158 million followers, it will no longer be America.” The Prophet Eisenhower


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