An actual real thing a death penalty supporter said to me

An actual real thing a death penalty supporter said to me May 26, 2015

“I’m sorry but according to your book didn’t Christ help moses kill tons of romans?? Oh but that’s different.”


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  • Joseph

    Yeah… well, didn’t the Romans kill the French to start WWI?

    • Stephen Sparrow

      No Joseph, it was the Chinese wasn’t it? Or maybe the Eskimos – I forget

      • jaybird1951

        No, it was the Romans. You can read about it in Caesar’s first hand account.

  • zebbart

    Ok now I want to see this superhero movie.

  • I was told recently that when Jesus comes back He’s going to kill 4 1/2 billion people in imitation of Hitler.

    Anybody with access to a computer can post anything. Your cat can dance on the keys.

    • Cas

      If a hundred cats dance on a hundred keyboards for a hundred years, will they eventually type out the arguments stated above?

      • They couldn’t do any worse.

      • SteveP

        I’m thinking they’d pound out a popular musical.

  • Dan Sheehan

    I’ll tell you one thing. Jesus didn’t give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

  • Rob B.


  • Pete the Greek

    No, Christ helped Chuck Norris kill lots of Romans. That IS different.

  • Artevelde

    Baldrick: I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich ’cause he was hungry.

    Edmund Blackadder: I think you
    mean it started when the Archduke of Austro-Hungary got shot.

    Baldrick: Nah,
    there was definitely an ostrich involved, sir.

  • PalaceGuard

    *quad facepalm*

  • Ye Olde Statistician

    How many Romans make up a ton?

    • chezami


      • iamlucky13

        Only if they’re very young children. I think X would be closer.

  • Matthew

    Actual Quote from an OPPONENT of the death penalty:
    “The death penalty is the easy way out it does not make the guy suffer enough. The criminal needs life in prison so he can suffer more for what he has done.”

  • Alma Peregrina