As a Hirsute Flabmeister…

As a Hirsute Flabmeister…

I want to thank Bishop Tobin for singing the song of my people.

A musician friend says she wants to start a band called “Hirsute Flabmeister”.  I think “Spreading Out in the Pew” could be a bigger hit single than “You All Everybody” by Driveshaft.

And don’t forget!  Barbatus Beard Balm for the Hirsute Flabmeister in *your* life!


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