Barbatus Beard Balm for the Awesome Bearded Catholic Man

Barbatus Beard Balm for the Awesome Bearded Catholic Man June 12, 2015

Attention Manly Catholic Men. Our long national nightmare of waiting is over. You may purchase your Barbatus Beard Balm here.

“The beard signifies the courageous; the beard distinguishes the grown men, the earnest, the active, the vigorous. So that when we describe such, we say, he is a bearded man.”

St. Augustine
Catholic Saint / Beard Enthusiast

“I used to be a wormy chopfallen cipher. Then I discovered Barbatus Beard Balm and was instantly transformed into an Olympian titan of raw manliness.  Thank you Barbatus Beard Balm!”

Mark Shea
Bearded Catholic Author / Speaker

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