…I can’t wait for the shot of Bishop Robert Barron, standing shirtless atop a heap of vampire and zombie corpses, a shotgun slung over his back, with a crucifix in one robotic hand and a stake in the other a la Bruce Campbell.
If Joss Whedon is any kind of authority on such matters (and I think we can all agree he is) Southern California has been in need of a cleaning for quite some time. But a Bishop, prowling the streets in search of undead prey each night, is bound to raise some questions for the faithful and perhaps even provoke hostility from the Undead-American community.
We have the holy water, crucifixes and blessed salts. It’s time we used them in the way the movies have always intended we do.