Things I don’t care about include…

Things I don’t care about include… August 30, 2016

….sports points team player guys who do or don’t stand for the national anthem or flag salute or whatever. This would first require me to care about sports points teams and their players and I don’t. I spent half a day just trying to figure out who Colin Whatshisface is.

It has the same effect on me as “Young Starlet You’ve Never Heard of Announces She is Bisexual Because That is How You Attract Publicity and She Will Continue to Claim that Till Pictures of Women Kissing Are No Longer Trendy!” I don’t care about and have never heard of this person either.

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