I wonder if this has something to do with the “Compulsory Organ Donation Agreement for Patheos Writers Over 55” memo I got. I mean, I’m willing to take one for the team, but I still feel like I have a few productive years left.
And let me add that this is definitely Real Mark Shea writing and not a body double created by Beliefnet after Mark Shea mysteriously disappeared. This is a real true thing I am writing right now. Beliefnet is the kindest, warmest, bravest most wonderful employer I have ever known in my life. I love working here and they are not up to anything.