“I didn’t mean to punch you so many times, baby. It’s just that you make me so mad sometimes. Come on. You know I love you, dollface. Now let me back in or so help me you’ll get worse next time. Hey! I’m *just kidding*! Now let me in, you stupid sow!”
America is on the phone to mom, explaining that she really loves him and thinks maybe he really means to turn over a new leaf this time.
It will be interesting to watch the people who were saying “I believe Trump, not the intel community and Robert Mueller!” now have to perform the triple half gainer and somersault to belly flop on “See! The President *does* see the reality I was lying about to defend him yesterday!” The People of the Lie in his base even manage to lie when they admit the truth–just like their god king.
And tomorrow (if he follows his pattern) he will revert to denying Russian interference and attacking Mueller and the intel community. Because he is a filthy treasonous traitor whose interest is himself.