“I didn’t mean to punch you so many times, baby. It’s just that you make me so mad sometimes. Come on. You know I love you, dollface. Now let me back in or so help me you’ll get worse next time. Hey! I’m *just kidding*! Now let me in, you stupid sow!”
America is on the phone to mom, explaining that she really loves him and thinks maybe he really means to turn over a new leaf this time.
And tomorrow (if he follows his pattern) he will revert to denying Russian interference and attacking Mueller and the intel community. Because he is a filthy treasonous traitor whose interest is himself.