So this was hilarious

A reader sent me this since I’m working on a book on the Creed:

So I had fun. Plugged the Creed in Church Slavonic through Google Translate… Welcome to heresy, enjoy:

They only believe in God the Father almighty, the creator of heaven and earth, I see all the time and invisible.

And in the only Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, the only one born of the Father is born all the time. Holy Light, true God true, true, born, the unopened, single-minded Father, has all the creation.

Ours is the helper, and ours is for the sake of our salvation the warmth-keepers of Holy Spirit and Virgin Mary witchcraft. They crucified for us at the Pontiac Pilate, and suffered, and buried. And they rose in the third day, according to the scriptures. And they went up to heaven, and they anchored Father. And the wicked rusted with glory, to judge the living and the dead, Jehovah there will be no end to the empire.

And in the Holy Spirit, the Lord of the living creatures came from the Father well, he went with the Father and the Son and the Slavs chilling prophets.

They alone, dawn, challenge, and apostle the Church ‘. They profess only the more godforsaken to the left of sins. The resurrection death; and life is the future of yelling. Amen.