John C. Wright, World Famous Science Fiction Writer

answers the burning question, “What is Science Fiction?” in that way he has.

By the way, John C. Wright, World Famous Science Fiction Author, just bought one of my books and (mark this) did not even do it out of pity, so far as I could tell, but out of ACTUAL INTEREST in my books. I know this because L. Jagi Lamplighter Wright, Authoress Extraordinaire, Resident Space Princess of the Commonwealth of Virginia, Soulmate to and Wife of John C. Wright, World Famous Science Fiction Author, tells me so herself.

The inference, I believe, is obvious: If you hope to be even half the World Famous Science Fiction Author and Husband to a Space Princess Authoress that John C. Wright, World Famous Science Fiction Author and Husband to Space Princess Authoress L. Jagi Lamplighter Wright is, you need to emulate him in every way, starting with buying my books, which John C. Wright, World Famous Science Fiction Author and husband to L. Jagi Lamplighter Wright, Authoress Extraordinaire, Resident Space Princess of the Commonwealth of Virginia, Soulmate to and Wife of John C. Wright, World Famous Science Fiction Author, buys.

You can do that here. Well, what are you waiting for? The future is within your grasp!

And remember: if you can’t decide which books or audio-visual materials you want, the safest thing to do is just get one of everything, lest you miss out and die in torments of regret. Better still, get two of everything so that you can give one set of everything to your friend, thereby avoiding the charge that you are the sort of person who would let his friend die in torments of regret over never having read, seen or heard my work. If you have more than one friend, adjust the total accordingly. The point is I’m virtually certain it’s what John C. Wright, World Famous Science Fiction Author and husband to L. Jagi Lamplighter Wright, Authoress Extraordinaire, Resident Space Princess of the Commonwealth of Virginia, Soulmate to and Wife of John C. Wright, World Famous Science Fiction Author would want.