Thanking God is Unsportsmanlike Conduct

…at least, here in the Soviet of Washington.

An absolutely daft call by a ref succeeds in intimidating a kid into falling in line and not mentioning You Know Who, on pain of making his team suffer.

In the Soviet Union, the state had to murder people to crush popular piety. Here in the Land of the Free, all that’s necessary is a little social pressure from a high handed little tinpot with delusions of godhood who thinks the American Way calls for the separation of Church and Everything.