Catholic and Enjoying It!
Today, my minions, I bid you contemplate the fact that candidates for office often have so much to hide in their past that they can’t remember all the things they’ve done that could be used against them. So they are hiring private investigators to investigate themselves to see what forgotten skeletons they have in their closets.
Isn’t that kind of, well, weird? I mean, we all have things in our past that we aren’t proud of. But I can pretty much remember them. To have so many that you can’t even recall them all doesn’t fill me with confidence that future performance is going to be better. Yes, repentance happens. But still… what a depressing election this is.
My solution: As Dark Lord, I promise not to pretend to be good at all. Vote for me and you will get *pure* evil without the pretense of virtue! No need to check on my record because the schemes for world control, the legions of robotic slaves, and the calculating pursuit of raw power will be out there for all to see.
Mark Shea for Dark Lord, Because the World Doesn’t Need More Pussyfooting Around.
That is all!
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