Jolly Reparative Therapy News

Jolly Reparative Therapy News 2014-12-31T14:43:24-07:00

Just sent this to Fr. Shane Tharp, my inspiration in dropping weight (cuz, Jolly silliness aside, I kind like to live to see lots of grandkids). Fr. Shane has dropped a *lot* of weight over the past couple years and turns out to resemble Hugh Laurie of House. Hence, I wrote:

Padre:

Bless me, Father, for I have thinned!

Broke the 300# barrier this AM. Down to nearly 295# from my starting high of 334#. First time I’ve been that far south in over a decade. Excelsior!

When I get skinny, I plan on looking like Dr. Wilson, only younger.

It turns out that when I eat less and move more, I lose weight. Life is full of surprises. Of course, the trick is the “move more” part. Being a writer means spending large portions of life in a chair. Still and all: WOO HOO! Rejoice with me and kill the organic lean beef calf!


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